How to Make Your Third Semester in Law School Highly Eventful

1. Get into trouble with the authorities 3 days into college because a friend exhibits very clearly drunk behavior on campus. Essential Elements: Show Cause Notice, submission of a written explanation to the Registrar, and many nail biting and anxious moments wondering whether you will be subjected to a full fledged Proctorial hearing, as cool and akin to Harry Potter's hearing before the full Wizengamot in the 5th book it may sound.

2. Get elected into the MCC.
3. Help organize your first moot ever, which turns out to be rigged by the head organizers in a disgusting attempt to show Indo-Pak friendship. (Also, hope you don't get into trouble for blogging about it.)

4. Help organize a big level international moot, which thankfully goes well.
5. MAJORLY screw up your end sem exams which account for FIFTY per cent of your grade, on account of previous point.

6. Try weed for the first time.
7. Smoke up with people you met a couple of days before.
8. Participate in a moot with awesome people. Go to semi finals and win Best Researcher.
9. Reveal dirty truths about your past to your closest friends.
10. Taxi.
11. Break hearts. (S, I'm sure you'll appreciate this).
12. Get unabashedly hit on by someone you just met.
13. Show up drunk to a judge's doorstep to pick them up.
14. Accuse above of sinful activities while in a state of inebriation.
15. Show up drunk to an interview for a big level internship.
16. Land above anyway.
17. Discover how awesome it is to roam around campus in the dead of night and in the freezing cold.
18. "Work" outside of the hostel until 4 am.
19. Don't sleep properly for 2-3 weeks at a stretch, because you're JUST that busy.
20. Live.

Life is a Eunuch

Hoes, we got a theory for y'all. Life ain'tno bitch. No no. She is a very well formed eunuch. She got the dick, she got no balls. Ever heard the saying, life fucked you over? How do you think that's possible if the bitch has a vagina?!

THEORY:

We put our highly enlightened (and one slightly inebriated) minds together, and decided that it is not possible to fuck without a dick. Now everyone will agree, that life, for good or bad, is hot, coz everyone wants to get with life. I ain't met nobody who wants to die before they're forty. Everyone bitches about life being a bitch, sure. But no one realizes that that bitch got a cock. Why do you think women have two holes? Or why do you think even men have holes?! Because life can buttfuck us, homies. It ain't for any excretionary purposes.

Now see. When life gets all dressed up, she's so damn fucken hot. You really want to get with her. You so want her. But then when she takes that little skirt off, you see the real deal, and it ain't pretty, my friend.

Instead of pubic hair, she's got multiple cocks. To fuck multiple people over. When she says bend, oh boy, do we bend.

This is not emo. We're VERY happy while writing this. We just thought all you people out there should change the proverb from 'life is a bitch' to 'life is a eunuch'.

Please, don't be offended. For those of us who HAVE been fucked, y'all will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, and how LONG that dick is. And for those of you who don't, dontcha worry. Life's a whore. She wants to get with all of us.