Tuesday, December 27, 2011

How to Make Your Third Semester in Law School Highly Eventful

1. Get into trouble with the authorities 3 days into college because a friend exhibits very clearly drunk behavior on campus. Essential Elements: Show Cause Notice, submission of a written explanation to the Registrar, and many nail biting and anxious moments wondering whether you will be subjected to a full fledged Proctorial hearing, as cool and akin to Harry Potter's hearing before the full Wizengamot in the 5th book it may sound.

2. Get elected into the MCC.
3. Help organize your first moot ever, which turns out to be rigged by the head organizers in a disgusting attempt to show Indo-Pak friendship. (Also, hope you don't get into trouble for blogging about it.)

4. Help organize a big level international moot, which thankfully goes well.
5. MAJORLY screw up your end sem exams which account for FIFTY per cent of your grade, on account of previous point.

6. Try weed for the first time.
7. Smoke up with people you met a couple of days before.
8. Participate in a moot with awesome people. Go to semi finals and win Best Researcher.
9. Reveal dirty truths about your past to your closest friends.
10. Taxi.
11. Break hearts. (S, I'm sure you'll appreciate this).
12. Get unabashedly hit on by someone you just met.
13. Show up drunk to a judge's doorstep to pick them up.
14. Accuse above of sinful activities while in a state of inebriation.
15. Show up drunk to an interview for a big level internship.
16. Land above anyway.
17. Discover how awesome it is to roam around campus in the dead of night and in the freezing cold.
18. "Work" outside of the hostel until 4 am.
19. Don't sleep properly for 2-3 weeks at a stretch, because you're JUST that busy.
20. Live.

3 comments:

Espèra said...

Is a "Proctorial" hearing somewhat related proctology? xD

Wow. Highly eventful third semester. :D

The Immigrant Albatross said...

Haha, superlike.
You could 've mentioned the part about the single footnote too. Epic is always epic.

@ Espera: Proctology? LMAO.

thegirlwithoneheart said...

@Espera: Haha. No, it's a hearing before the Proctor.

@OA: Haha, forgot about that. Also Hafta Vasool. Good times :)